Motherhood is NOT for Babies... + nemokamas atvežimas! | knygos.lt

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Sounds easy... find a guy, marry him, have kids, and get a dog.

Do you have the right stuff? Take this quiz to find out:

Q. How long is too long to date before marriage?
A. (girl) After “love at first sight” – 5 days is reasonable.
A. (boy) Using all of his power of concentration and intellect – he cannot comprehend the question.

Q. True or False? All weddings and honeymoons are magazine perfect.
A. True – if you are reading Mad Magazine®.

Q. True or False? Having three kids is the same amount of work as having one kid.
A. False – having three kids is the same amount of work as rebuilding Pompeii.

Q. True or False? Kids throw up a lot.
A. True.

Q. True or False? Kids only throw up on white carpeting next to barf bucket on floor.
A. True.

Q. True or False? Dogs throw up a lot.
A. True.

Q. True or False? Dogs only throw up on white carpeting next to tile floor.
A. True.

How did you do? Not too well? Me neither.