The Big Book of Dad Jokes (el. knyga) (skaityta knyga) | knygos.lt

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Over 300 jokes, more than 100 pages, written by the funniest fathers in America!

With From: __________ on the cover to make the perfect gift from you.
Plus space to write a personalized dedication to your dad on page one.

Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.

• • A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
    Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
  • You heard of that new band 999-Megabytes?
    They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.
  • My wife thinks I'm addicted to brake fluid.
    I keep telling her I could stop at any time.
  • I've been happily married for four years.
    Out of a total of 10.
  • I've been diagnosed with a disease that makes me tell airport jokes.
    The doctor says it's terminal.
  • Why did the baker go to work?
    He kneads the dough.
  • Someone threw a bottle of mayo at me.
    I was like what the Helman!
• To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office . . .
  I will find you. You have my Word!

Dad jokes make you cringe and groan - but also make your dad laugh out loud. This dad joke book makes the perfect Father's Day gift for the dad who loves life and loves to laugh. A perfect dad gift from son, daughter or wife.