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WHOSE SIDE IS GOD ON-FOR REAL? IS HE AN "R" OR A "D"?
IS HE A BAPTIST OR A PENTECOSTAL? PRO-RICH OR PRO-POOR?
"AAAAAAAAA" (THAT WAS A LOUD BUZZER SOUND)!
THOSE ARE ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS.
Author: Let me tell you a story about Joshua.
Bailey and S'More: Your son, Joshua?
Author: No, Joshua in the Old Testament.
Bailey: Will this take long? We were playing "Leaps and Bounds."
S'More: Listen to Mr. Jim, Bailey. He tells good stories.
Author: Thank you, S'More. Joshua was in charge of the Israelite army and had a big battle coming up. He went into a field to pray and saw a soldier in full battle armor, sword drawn. Joshua drew his sword and asked, "Are you on our side, or on their side?" The soldier said, "WRONG QUESTION!"
Bailey and S'More: STOP. NO MORE. You'll give away the surprise ending.
WHOSE SIDE IS GOD ON-FOR REAL? IS HE AN "R" OR A "D"?
IS HE A BAPTIST OR A PENTECOSTAL? PRO-RICH OR PRO-POOR?
"AAAAAAAAA" (THAT WAS A LOUD BUZZER SOUND)!
THOSE ARE ALL THE WRONG QUESTIONS.
Author: Let me tell you a story about Joshua.
Bailey and S'More: Your son, Joshua?
Author: No, Joshua in the Old Testament.
Bailey: Will this take long? We were playing "Leaps and Bounds."
S'More: Listen to Mr. Jim, Bailey. He tells good stories.
Author: Thank you, S'More. Joshua was in charge of the Israelite army and had a big battle coming up. He went into a field to pray and saw a soldier in full battle armor, sword drawn. Joshua drew his sword and asked, "Are you on our side, or on their side?" The soldier said, "WRONG QUESTION!"
Bailey and S'More: STOP. NO MORE. You'll give away the surprise ending.
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