Leather to the Corinthians (el. knyga) (skaityta knyga) | Tom Lucas | knygos.lt

Aprašymas

Gather round all you tattooed, lost soul wandering, Wi-Fi/Lo-Fi mutants! Come! Come listen to the hypnotic beat of my drum! Join me on trip to the Village, a strange and surreal place, where an epic battle will determine the fate of the human race! The GENERAL is determined to win this war as the insane clown insurgent wants to settle a score! He's got a bone to pick with his nemesis the KING, the mad ruler of the Village who only cares about celebrity status and bling! You'll meet a young SOLDIER, who fights to survive the melee, losing his humanity along the way!

At the root of this evil is the sinister SELL INC., whose CEO's implants light up when he blinks! Then there's poor PETER, the dull corporate drone who only wished to be left alone. His boss sends him on a mission to shut the Limp Pigeon down, what a pity since it's the only good sex club in town. But alas! Good news! The pigeon is set free, when Peter discovers a vixen of virtual reality--not to mention the fulfillment of a very special fantasy!
Folks, I know you that you must be feeling the stress, of this big post-apocalyptic mess, but no worries as you'll cruise with SCRATCH MICROPHONE, who'll make sure to get you out of the danger zone. Just take a pill and you'll chill with his mellow vibe as he leads the good people of his DODGE TRIBE.

Now, if you stay faithful through this crazy crusade, then you'll earn FR. EVERHARD's eternal praise, and that's a slam dunk in the eyes of the BIG RED J! Hey, why not become an Official Sidekick today?
Friends, I know you may be feeling that life is a curse, but listen up--it could always be worse!

Your Gratitude Should Really Begin Now.