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Football Jokes
Football Jokes
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Football Jokes
Football Jokes
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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp…

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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.



When is a footballer like a baby?



When he dribbles.



Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?



The ghoulie, of course



Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?



They both have trouble with the key.



What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?



An elephant with wet football boots.



How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?



Well-armed!



How can a footballer stop his nose running?



Put out a foot and trip it up.



What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?



Fry-day.

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Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.



When is a footballer like a baby?



When he dribbles.



Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?



The ghoulie, of course



Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?



They both have trouble with the key.



What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?



An elephant with wet football boots.



How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?



Well-armed!



How can a footballer stop his nose running?



Put out a foot and trip it up.



What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?



Fry-day.

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